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| I went to kids camp last week...it was so incredible...I barely slept...ran everywhere...played in the mud...went 4-wheeling in the woods...swam 40million times...with my clothes on...wait...had the most amazing campers ever...we won almost every game we played...painted our faces like panthers...never a dull moment...yes...this was the best time ever... | | |
| So here is Leif. Is he not the cutest dog you have ever seen! So...story about my dog: Yesterday aftenoon Darrek walks calmly into my house and says "Rakel, Leif is humping the neighbors dog...you might want to get him off". Seriously I laughed so hard...I mean this guy is only 10 weeks old! | | |
| I have a dog. A CUTE little puppy. His name is Leif [lay'f]...named after the Norwegian explorer Leif Erickson. Yes, my dog is a Viking...part rottweiler, austrian shepherd and golden retriever and maybe other things, but he looks like a rottweiler. Some say he will be big, but the truth is that he is going to be short and stocky. So...let the adventures begin!
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| While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize- a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"
Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper." | | |
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Funny how big a $100 bill looks when you take it to church, and how small it looks when you take it to the mall.
Funny how long it seems to serve God for an hour, but how quickly it seems to watch 60 minutes of basketball.
Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church seems, but how short they are when watching a movie.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is to read the newspaper or the best selling novel.
Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.
Funny how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.
Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Bible says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven, provided they do not have to believe, or think, or say, or do anything.
Funny, isn't it. | | |
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